Women - Question

[OsweetchildrenO]

Whats best to wear under riding pants? Nothing? stretchy shorts? ehhh?
I want to try and avoid the unslightly wedgie or even the vagina wedgie.

[zman]

underarmour ..................... OK WTF Vagina wedgie :lmfao

[OsweetchildrenO]

underarmour ..................... OK WTF Vagina wedgie :lmfao

no...cheaper...VAGINA wedgie - it happens:fawkdance
And I am asking women, RUDY...I didnt know you had a Vagina...ehh?

[HoolieB]

Whats best to wear under riding pants? Nothing? stretchy shorts? ehhh?
I want to try and avoid the unslightly wedgie or even the vagina wedgie.

Under Armour FTW! I like how the stuff lets me slither in and out of my riding pants quite easily. There's other stuff out there too but Under Armour is the only brandname I can think of right now.

You can go sans panties to avoid bifurcating things that ought not to be bifurcated.

[HoolieB]

Champion and Russell might make the slithery stuff too.

[OsweetchildrenO]

hmm I see

[johnball]

vagina wedgie FTW!!! everyone loves a good toe...or knuckle in some cases. :)

[OsweetchildrenO]

vagina wedgie FTW!!! everyone loves a good toe...or knuckle in some cases. :)

:bigfinger

[HoolieB]

vagina wedgie FTW!!! everyone loves a good toe...or knuckle in some cases. :)

A camel toe and a vagina wedgie are two different things. One is embarrassing, the other is painful. Just trying to clarify. :D

[OsweetchildrenO]

Yea...What she said

[zman]

Yes i have many vagina's .................... well i visit them so same diff :lmfao

asics
walmart
Nike Outlet
Russell
Champion

They all have alternatives to UA and are way cheaper

[Asian Dave]

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http://arttattler.com/images/Europe/Belgium/Ghent/SMAK/McCarthy/Butt-Plug--multiple.jpg

[OsweetchildrenO]

hahaha

[Markbone]

this thread = teh awesome ness




but as required, we need
http://www.leavelles.net/smilies/thread_is_worthless.jpg

[Orguss]

Damn Dave...lmao!

[Asian Dave]

http://www.swollenpickles.com/wp-content/uploads/upward_cameltoe.jpg

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/cameltoe-4954.jpg

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5004/mooseknuckleqq9.jpg

[Markbone]

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5004/mooseknuckleqq9.jpg


ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh its gonna eat me!!!!

[ToeKnee2gx]

mooseknuckle FTW!!

[OsweetchildrenO]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89/corpse_grinder0/VOMIT.gif

[HoolieB]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictures-this-owl-laughs-out-loud.jpg

[Jeremy]

hahhaha how did I miss this thread.... haha

[MCC]

http://www.swollenpickles.com/wp-content/uploads/upward_cameltoe.jpg

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/cameltoe-4954.jpg

Dave, that cameltoe is NOT attractive. She is, but that is NOT... she needs better chonies, seriously.

[Asian Dave]

I obviously need to see better examples. Wanna show me tonight?

[HoolieB]

Dave, that cameltoe is NOT attractive. She is, but that is NOT... she needs better chonies, seriously.

Yeah, it almost looks like she's tucking, if you know what I mean. And I know you do.

On a related note, I remember an episode of Dr. 90210 where he performed a, erm, lip-ectomy on a woman who was embarrassed about her pendulous meat curtains.

[OsweetchildrenO]

Yeah, it almost looks like she's tucking, if you know what I mean. And I know you do.

On a related note, I remember an episode of Dr. 90210 where he performed a, erm, lip-ectomy on a woman who was embarrassed about her pendulous meat curtains.

I saw that - was it the same one that got the inner ones trimmed because they protruded out further than the outer ones..?

[Asian Dave]

Yeah, it almost looks like she's tucking, if you know what I mean. And I know you do.

On a related note, I remember an episode of Dr. 90210 where he performed a, erm, lip-ectomy on a woman who was embarrassed about her pendulous meat curtains.

Maybe she has a hernia?

I saw that episode. She was attractive too. She did have one heck of a beef curtain.

[HoolieB]

I saw that - was it the same one that got the inner ones trimmed because they protruded out further than the outer ones..?

Oh lordy, if that is what happened I must have blocked out the horror of it. I can't imagine how painful that would be!

[OsweetchildrenO]

Yea well she said her sexual confidence got a lot better.
But I can't imagine...

[SatansSquirrel]

Makes you wonder what happens with the "trim"?

[Asian Dave]

Yea well she said her sexual confidence got a lot better.
But I can't imagine...

Of course. A guy's not gonna see it and ask if an M80 went off in her vag.

[Asian Dave]

Makes you wonder what happens with the "trim"?

Gets hung up.

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/737/beef1hs.jpg

[OsweetchildrenO]

You never know Dave.
Did an M80 go off in your Vag?

[Asian Dave]

You never know Dave.
Did an M80 go off in your Vag?

Yup. Now I have a down stairs mix up. I have a Mangina!

[OsweetchildrenO]

That's always hot

[Asian Dave]

Youtube Old Greg. I'd post a link, but it's blocked at work.

[SatansSquirrel]

Gets hung up.

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/737/beef1hs.jpg

:lmfao

[wagnerite]

you might want to try bicycle shorts. there's a pad for the nether region, and makes sitting on the motorcycle much more comfortable.

[k0ncept]

Get the EVS PP04 or something like it riding shorts, nice pad right where ya need it and no monkey butt to boot!!


:freakon

[zman]

http://www.thefind.com/apparel/info-protective-riding-shorts

http://www.bicyclebuys.com/productimages/0740446PART.jpg

http://www.bicyclebuys.com/productimages/0740432PART.jpg

[Jeremy]

nice^^

[SatansSquirrel]

nice bulge!^^

fixed

[OsweetchildrenO]

Got it. "Nether region" yes

[650cat]

back on topic:

I would try bicycle shorts or tights with a pad. The less seams the better.

REI has Under Armor like layers search for "REI OXT Tech". I've used them for years under my textile and kevlar gear.

I just found women's Under Armor tights and long sleeve lycra at Sports Authority (Sport Mart). It makes putting on the new leather suit easy. I was very excited to fit into "normal" ladies size fitness clothes. I've lost 57 lbs! That is more free HP!

[Katchup]

LOL WOW!

I had Under Armour but what I wore most of the time when I lived in TX was some regular workout shorts (basic bike shorts but for working out) they were awesome. They were comfy, NO problems with a vag wedgie, light weight and breathable. They made sliding the leather and textile on so much easier. Plus they make your ass look amazing. lol

[SatansSquirrel]

LOL WOW!

I had Under Armour but what I wore most of the time when I lived in TX was some regular workout shorts (basic bike shorts but for working out) they were awesome. They were comfy, NO problems with a vag wedgie, light weight and breathable. They made sliding the leather and textile on so much easier. Plus they make your ass look amazing. lol


Pix or :canweban


:D

[gavilan]

I had Under Armour but what I wore most of the time when I lived in TX was some regular workout shorts (basic bike shorts but for working out) they were awesome. They were comfy, NO problems with a vag wedgie, light weight and breathable. They made sliding the leather and textile on so much easier. Plus they make your ass look amazing. lol

I don't know that they would necessarily make an un-amazing ass look amazing :udontsay . Your ass probably looks amazing regardless, Heather! :D But +1 on the regular workout pants. If you have the extra buck you can get the brand names and sure some stuff is better than others, but some of the inexpensive workout stretchy pants work as well.



You can go sans panties to avoid bifurcating things that ought not to be bifurcated.

I didn't understand this ... besides the other cons like not being able to slide in and out of the riding pants easily (and probably having to charge for the show, lol) wouldn't you actually tend to bifurcate more if you go tubeless? :confused2

[Desmofemme]

katchup... is that you in your avy??? *drool*

i wear american apparel shit under my leathers. their stuff is perfect for it- leggings and tights and stockings in all sorts of fabrics/thickness.

[Katchup]

I don't know that they would necessarily make an un-amazing ass look amazing :udontsay . Your ass probably looks amazing regardless, Heather! :D But +1 on the regular workout pants. If you have the extra buck you can get the brand names and sure some stuff is better than others, but some of the inexpensive workout stretchy pants work as well.

:hearteyes I love you Gavigirl! lol Right now, not so amazing...is just a bigger bubble. haha but thank you all the same! :naughty


Desmofemme

katchup... is that you in your avy??? *drool*

LOL At the moment no, but at one time I looked close to that without all that tattoos. *sigh* I have work to do after the baby. lol

[OsweetchildrenO]

Great...good things to consider. I appreciate the help

[Jeremy]

Great...good things to consider. I appreciate the help

does all this advice applicable for dirt gear? or is it all for street? or can it be used for both?:ohcrap

[OsweetchildrenO]

Chooch

[zman]

coochy coo ?

[OsweetchildrenO]

coochy coo ?

NO !...bah

[HoolieB]

I didn't understand this ... besides the other cons like not being able to slide in and out of the riding pants easily (and probably having to charge for the show, lol) wouldn't you actually tend to bifurcate more if you go tubeless? :confused2

I'm sorry, I guess I wasn't very clear. What I meant was to suggest wearing the UA but not double-up with chonies, if one is comfortable doing so (UA doesn't have a cotton liner, to my knowledge.) And since I wear thongs, if I don't adjust every thing just so under my UA, it can turn into a twat garrote. That's just with my two piece leathers; my one piece suit doesn't present the same issues.

Hope that makes more sense!

[Mcgician]

....if I don't adjust every thing just so under my UA, it can turn into a twat garrote.

Hope that makes more sense!:lmfao

[OsweetchildrenO]

Sounds painful...so I guess that's why I made the thread so I can try and avoid that.

[gavilan]

I'm sorry, I guess I wasn't very clear. What I meant was to suggest wearing the UA but not double-up with chonies, if one is comfortable doing so (UA doesn't have a cotton liner, to my knowledge.) And since I wear thongs, if I don't adjust every thing just so under my UA, it can turn into a twat garrote. That's just with my two piece leathers; my one piece suit doesn't present the same issues.

Hope that makes more sense!

Ah, it does! :thumb

... "twat garrote" ... :lmfao:lmfao:lmfao

[VooDooV]

:worthless

[peter.weedy]

This thread is 6 pages long, just because a female rider used the word 'vagina'.

guys do you realize how that makes us look?

[Sidewinder]

This thread is 6 pages long, just because a female rider used the word 'vagina'.

guys do you realize how that makes us look?

Yes. And your point is??

[peter.weedy]

like dogs round a bone.......

[Thundercat]

I just wear spandex shorts, better than forking out the unreasonable amount of dough for under armour. I can't believe how expensive that stuff is.

[OsweetchildrenO]

:lmfao

[HollywoodBush]

I love vagina!

[MCC]

Heather, Walmart has their own brand of Underarmor type stuff.... try that out, it's WAY cheaper.

[OsweetchildrenO]

Yea I went to Sports Authority and looked a bit..but its esspensive.